TOP 20 CHRISTMAS JOKES 2017

TOP 20 CHRISTMAS JOKES

  • Knock. Who’s there? Hanna.Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree.
  • Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? — Because he was feeling crummy.
  • Where would you find chili beans? — At the North Pole.
  • What’s red and white, red and white, red and white? — Santa Claus rolling down the hill.
  • What did the CHRISTMAS tree say to the ornament? — “Aren’t you tired of just hanging around?”
  • Where do snowmen keep their money? — In a snow bank.
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? — Frostbite.
  • What do you call Santa when he stops moving? — Santa Pause.
  • What kind of bug hates CHRISTMAS? — A humbug.
  • Why do Mummies like CHRISTMAS so much? — Because of all the wrapping.
  • What goes “oh, oh, oh”? — Santa walking backwards.
  • Why is it so cold at CHRISTMAS? — Because it’s Decembrrrrr.
  • This year even the toys are stressed out! — Yeah, they came already wound up.
  • What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? — A cookie sheet.
  • What does Tarzan sing at CHRISTMAS? — Jungle Bells.
  • Why did Santa get a ticket on CHRISTMAS Eve? — He left his sleigh in a snowparking zone.
  • What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich? — Peanut butter and jolly.
  • What do you call a snowman party? — A Snowball.
  • Why does Santa have 3 gardens? — So he can hoe-hoe-hoe.
  • What does one snowman say to the other? — Do you smell carrots?
  • Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band? — Because he had the drum sticks.

……………..WISH YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS……………

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