Childrens CHRISTMAS Jokes 2017



Childrens CHRISTMAS Jokes

Bring even more cheer to the CHRISTMAS season with these funny CHRISTMAS jokes that are safe for kids and funny for everyone.

Telling funny CHRISTMAS jokes to kids brings lots of smiles, which makes the world a happier place.

If you’re looking for jokes about CHRISTMAS, Santa, elves, reindeer, the North Pole – or anything else related to CHRISTMAS – then this collection is for you.

Q: Who delievers CHRISTMAS presents to elephants?
A: Elephanta Claus

Q: What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney?
A: Crisp Cringle

Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more

Q: Why is it always cold at CHRISTMAS?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr

Q: When does CHRISTMAS come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary

Q: What can you get if you eat CHRISTMAS decorations?
A: Tinselitus

Q: How do elves get to the top floor of Santa’s workshop?
A: They use the elfator.

Q: How did Santa describe the elf who refuses to take a bath?
A: He’s elfully smelly.

Q: What do sheep say to each other at CHRISTMAS?
A: Merry CHRISTMAS to ewe

Q: What happened to the thief who stole a CHRISTMAS calendar?
A: He got 12 months

Q: Who says oh, oh, oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards

Q: Who delievers CHRISTMAS presents to cats?
A: Santa Claws

Q: What CHRISTMAS carol do they sing in the dessert?
A: Camel ye fathful

Q: What color CHRISTMAS candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
A: Neither – candles always burn shorter.

Q: What was the elf allergic to?
A: Sh-ELF-ish

Q: Which CHRISTMAS carol do parents like the most?
A: Silent Night

Q: What do you get when you cross an apple with a CHRISTMAS tree?
A: A pineapple

Q: What do you call a greedy elf?
A: Elfish

Q: Who delivers CHRISTMAS gifts to Luke Skywalker?
A: Star Claus

Q: What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
A: Snow

Q: What song do monkeys sing at CHRISTMAS?
A: Jungle bells.

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Q: What is Santa’s dog named?
A: Santa Paws

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the CHRISTMAS Party?
A: He had no body to go with

Q: Who delivers CHRISTMAS presents to sharks?
A: Santa Jaws

Q: What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
A: Santa Clues

Q: Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas party?
A: It was a moth ball

Q: Whats will you be at CHRISTMAS?
A: Yule be happy

Q: What is Santa’s favorite Olympic event?
A: North Pole-vault

Q: What is the #1 CHRISTMAS present?
A: A broken drum – you can’t beat it

  1. What rains at the North Pole?
    A. Reindeer
  2. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
    A. RUDE-olph
  3. What is green, white, and red all over?
    A. A sunburned elf

Q: Why do reindeer tell such good stories?
A: Because they all have tails

Q: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
A: You don’t feed it

Q: Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for CHRISTMAS?
A: Mommy: No you’ll have turkey like everyone else.

Q: Whats the best thing to put into a CHRISTMAS pie?
A: Your teeth

Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the toys are!

Boy #1: We had Grandma for CHRISTMAS dinner?
Boy #2: Really… we had turkey.

Q: What was the librarians favorite CHRISTMAS song?
A: Silent Night

Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: Depends where you left them

Q: Noah: I thought we had two turkeys when we left?
A: Noah’s Wife: Well, it is CHRISTMAS

  1. What did the cow say on CHRISTMAS morning?
    A. Mooooey CHRISTMAS
  2. What never eats at CHRISTMAS dinner?
    A. The turkey – it’s stuffed

Q: What do you give a train conductor for CHRISTMAS?
A: Platform shoes

Q: What do you get when you cross Father CHRISTMAS with Sherlock Holmes?
A: Santa Clues

Q: What song did the guests sing at the Eskimo’s CHRISTMAS party?
A: Freeze a jolly fellow



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