BEST 2017 CHRISTMAS JOKES

BEST 2017 CHRISTMAS JOKES:

Q: Who hides in the bakery during CHRISTMAS?
A: A mince spy

Q: What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door

Q: What did the lion at the beach have in common with CHRISTMAS?
A: Sandy claws

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Q: What did the dog say to Santa?
A: Woof.

Q: What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Santa Claustrophobia

Q: Why does Santa do in his garden?
A: He hoe hoe hoes

Q: What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
A: Baby reindeer!

Q: What’s the difference between the CHRISTMAS alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The CHRISTMAS version has no L (noel)

Q: What do zombies put on their CHRISTMAS turkey?
A: Grave-y

Q: Who delievers CHRISTMAS presents to dogs?
A: Santa Paws

Q: What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
A: Santa Pause

Q: What kind of music do elves listen to?
A: Wrap

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claus-trophobic

Q: What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite?
A: Crisp Pringles

Q: Why are CHRISTMAS trees like bad knitters?
A: They both drop needles

Q: What is the wettest animal at the North Pole?
A: The rain-deer

Q: What did the cow say to the reindeer?
A: Moo

  1. Why couldn’t the CHRISTMAS tree stand up?
    A. Because a CHRISTMAS tree doesn’t have legs
  2. What is the most romantic part of your body during CHRISTMAS?
    A. Mistle-toe

Q: What did Adam say on the day before CHRISTMAS?
A: It’s CHRISTMAS, Eve

Q: What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow

Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for CHRISTMAS?
A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it

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Q: Did you hear about Dracula’s CHRISTMAS party?
A: It was a scream

Q: Why is a burning CHRISTMAS candle like being thirsty?
A: Because a little water ends both of them

Q: When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby?
A: When it’s a baby reindeer

Q: Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
A: The smallest ones

Q: If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one?
A: A retail shop

Q: What did the cat say to the reindeer?
A: Meow

Q: What did the dog say to the reindeer?
A: Woof, woof.

Q: What do you call it when Santa takes a break from delivering presents?
A: Santa pause

Q: What do you call it when Cris Kringle claps his hands?
A: Santapplause

 

…………..WISH YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS………….

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